ok so I came across a video on Tumblr of *JGQuintel doing sweet yo yo tricks, and have since developed a new headcanon for Mordecai that just won't go away so here it is
I figure that the only one who knows about it is Rigby, who just continually gives him shit about how "lame" it is, so Mordecai only does tricks in his spare time when nobody's watching.
sorry about the rush job, my art fu is off tonight
"Dude, that is so sweet! Tou should go for the world record!" "I dunno, dude. I mean, Yo-Yoing's fun and all, but to beat a record I'd probably have to practice for weeks on end and work around the clock. That's just too much pressure for me to handle." "Yeah, as if you two chumps would put effort into ANY form of work WHATSOEVER..."
My friend and I are doing a poster for health class about the circulatory system and we choose Mordecai for our character, we needed room for the heart and lungs so Mordecai is now apparently really buff XD